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<blockquote data-quote="elathamai" data-source="post: 4253753" data-attributes="member: 67024"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue">Indian - American </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: blue">An </span></span><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/indian-american-06062008.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: blue">Indian migrated to America , and moved into an American neighbourhood;</span></span></span></a></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/indian-american-06062008.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></a></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/indian-american-06062008.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: blue">His American neighbour went next door to wish him welcome.He was shocked to see the man from India in his nice backyard chasing ten chickens around like mad. "Must be an Indian custom," he thought to himself.</span></span></span></a></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/indian-american-06062008.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></a></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/indian-american-06062008.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></a></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/indian-american-06062008.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: blue">Deciding he could put off the welcome till a later date, he went home.</span></span></span></a></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/indian-american-06062008.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></a></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/indian-american-06062008.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: blue">The next day, he decided he was going to welcome the Indian man again.</span></span></span></a></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/indian-american-06062008.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></a></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/indian-american-06062008.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: blue">When he looked through his window, he saw the Indian man urinate into a cup and drink it. "Must be an Indian custom," he thought to himself. Deciding he could put off the welcome till the next day, he went on with other stuff.</span></span></span></a></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/indian-american-06062008.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></a></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/indian-american-06062008.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></a></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/indian-american-06062008.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: blue">The third day, he was determined to welcome the Indian man. At his gate, he saw the Indian man with his ear pressed against a cow's big fat butt.</span></span></span></a></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/indian-american-06062008.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></a></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/indian-american-06062008.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: blue">Seeing this, he became disgusted and went up to the Indian man.</span></span></span></a></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/indian-american-06062008.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></a></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/indian-american-06062008.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: blue">"I'm sorry sir, I did want to wish you a warm welcome, but I cannot stand your crazy Indian customs!" He yelled at the Indian .</span></span></span></a></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/indian-american-06062008.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></a></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/indian-american-06062008.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></a></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><span style="color: black"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/indian-american-06062008.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: blue">The Indian looked confused and answered. "Sorry sir, I think you are mistaken. These are actually American customs. I was told, that in order to be a true American, you have to chase chicks, get piss drunk, and listen to</span></span></span></a><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="color: blue"> bullshit.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p><p></p><p style="text-align: right"><img src="http://www.anemanda.com/images/steelblue/misc/progress.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="elathamai, post: 4253753, member: 67024"] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=5][COLOR=blue]Indian - American [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/CENTER] [LEFT] [COLOR=black][FONT=comic sans ms][COLOR=blue]An [/COLOR][/FONT][URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/indian-american-06062008.html"][COLOR=black][FONT=comic sans ms][COLOR=blue]Indian migrated to America , and moved into an American neighbourhood; His American neighbour went next door to wish him welcome.He was shocked to see the man from India in his nice backyard chasing ten chickens around like mad. "Must be an Indian custom," he thought to himself. Deciding he could put off the welcome till a later date, he went home. The next day, he decided he was going to welcome the Indian man again. When he looked through his window, he saw the Indian man urinate into a cup and drink it. "Must be an Indian custom," he thought to himself. Deciding he could put off the welcome till the next day, he went on with other stuff. The third day, he was determined to welcome the Indian man. At his gate, he saw the Indian man with his ear pressed against a cow's big fat butt. Seeing this, he became disgusted and went up to the Indian man. "I'm sorry sir, I did want to wish you a warm welcome, but I cannot stand your crazy Indian customs!" He yelled at the Indian . The Indian looked confused and answered. "Sorry sir, I think you are mistaken. These are actually American customs. I was told, that in order to be a true American, you have to chase chicks, get piss drunk, and listen to[/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/URL][FONT=comic sans ms][COLOR=blue] bullshit.[/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [/LEFT] [RIGHT][IMG]http://www.anemanda.com/images/steelblue/misc/progress.gif[/IMG][/RIGHT] [/QUOTE]
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