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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Eranda200" data-source="post: 1309545" data-attributes="member: 64422">        BIHARI ESSAY "INDIAN COW" You'll forget your English by the time you finish reading this. This is  a true essay written by a Bihari candidate at the UPSC's (United Public Service Commission) IAS (Indian Administrative Services) Examinations. The candidate has written an essay on the Indian cow: Indian Cow HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed.   And because he is female, he give milks, [but will do so when he is got child.]. He is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and useful to  man. But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole   body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps   attached to his basement. [horses dont have any such attachment ] What can  it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species. Also  his other motion.. gober] is much useful to trees, plants as well as for   making  flat cakes [like Pizza ], in hand, and  drying in the sun. Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards he chew with his teeth whom are situated in the inside of   the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only   attacking  and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is got child.   This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards. He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This  is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohesive body   hereupon he gives hit with it. The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch.. So the grasses head is not crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts. His eyes and nose are like his other relatives. This is the cow........ Rumour has it that this guy cleared the IAS & is now Collector   somewhere is Bihar (sorry,  somewhere in Bihar). If this is a repost, im sorry coz diz z an old story.   </blockquote>

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