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<blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 6036848" data-attributes="member: 49393"><p>An Indian is calmly having his breakfast when an American, typically chewing gum, sits down beside him. The Indian ignores the American who begins to chat:</p><p> </p><p>The American: Do you eat that bread-entirely?</p><p>The Indian: Of course!</p><p>The American: We do not. We only eat the inner part; the crust is put in a container, later processed, transformed into flour and then sold to India.</p><p> </p><p>The Indian says nothing.</p><p> </p><p>The American continues: Do you eat this jelly with the bread?</p><p>The Indian repeats: Of course.</p><p>The American: We do not. We eat our fresh fruits for breakfast; we keep all</p><p>the peels and seeds in containers. Later we process it, and</p><p>transform it into jelly and then we sell it to India.</p><p> </p><p>The Indian asks: And what do you do with the condoms after you use them?</p><p>American: We throw them away, of course!</p><p> </p><p>Indian: We do not..! We keep them in containers, process them, transform them into chewing gum and then sell it to The United States!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dreamworks_naveen, post: 6036848, member: 49393"] An Indian is calmly having his breakfast when an American, typically chewing gum, sits down beside him. The Indian ignores the American who begins to chat: The American: Do you eat that bread-entirely? The Indian: Of course! The American: We do not. We only eat the inner part; the crust is put in a container, later processed, transformed into flour and then sold to India. The Indian says nothing. The American continues: Do you eat this jelly with the bread? The Indian repeats: Of course. The American: We do not. We eat our fresh fruits for breakfast; we keep all the peels and seeds in containers. Later we process it, and transform it into jelly and then we sell it to India. The Indian asks: And what do you do with the condoms after you use them? American: We throw them away, of course! Indian: We do not..! We keep them in containers, process them, transform them into chewing gum and then sell it to The United States! [/QUOTE]
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