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<blockquote data-quote="Rex921" data-source="post: 13448506" data-attributes="member: 140454"><p><span style="font-size: 18px">A woman writes to the IT Technical support.....</span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Dear Tech Support,</span></span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0</span></span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.</span></span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.</span></span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? </span></span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Signed</span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px">Reply</span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">DEAR Madam, </span></span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. </span></span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5 </span></span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1 </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. </span></span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Whatever you do, DO NOT in any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) </span></span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0</span></span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">to improve memory and performance. </span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7 </span></span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Good Luck Madam!</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">--</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Technical support team</span></span></p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p>(Got from e-mail.Sorry if repost.)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Rex921, post: 13448506, member: 140454"] [SIZE=5]A woman writes to the IT Technical support.....[/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue]Dear Tech Support,[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue]Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue]In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue]Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue]Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue]Signed[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=5]Reply[/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue]DEAR Madam, [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue]First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue]Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue]If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5 [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue]However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1 [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue]Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue]Whatever you do, DO NOT in any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue]In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue]In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue]to improve memory and performance. [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue]We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7 [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue]Good Luck Madam![/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue]--[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=Blue]Technical support team[/COLOR][/SIZE] (Got from e-mail.Sorry if repost.) [/QUOTE]
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