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<blockquote data-quote="nismok" data-source="post: 4240599" data-attributes="member: 109094"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>A desperate woman writes to the Technical support Guy</strong> </span></p><p><strong>Dear Tech Support, </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Last year I upgraded from <u>Boyfriend 5.0</u> to <u>Husband 1.0</u> and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under <u>Boyfriend 5.0</u>.</strong> </p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>In addition, <u>Husband 1.0</u> uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as </strong><u></u></p><p><u>Romance 9.5 </u>and <u>Personal Attention 6.5,</u> and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0,<u>MONEY 3.0</u>and <u>CRICKET 4.1</u>. </p><p><strong><u></u></strong></p><p><strong><u>Conversation 8.0</u> no longer runs, and <u>Housecleaning 2.</u>6 simply crashes the system.</strong> </p><p></p><p>Please note that I have tried running <u>Nagging 5.3</u> to fix these problems, but to no avail. </p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>What can I do? </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Signed, </strong></p><p></p><p>Desperate Woman </p><p></p><p></p><p>------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p></p><p>DEAR DESPERATE Madam, </p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>First, keep in mind, </strong><u>Boyfriend 5.0</u>is an Entertainment Package, while <u>Husband 1.0</u>is an operating system. </p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Please enter command: <u>ithoughtyoulovedme. html</u>and try to download <u>Tears 6.2</u>and do not forget to install the <u>Guilt 3.0</u> update. </strong></p><p>If that application works as designed, <u>Husband1.0</u>should then automatically run the applications <u>Jewellery 2.0</u> and <u>Flowers 3.5. </u></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause <u>Husband 1.0</u> to default to <u>Silence 2.5</u>or <u>Beer 6.1</u>. </strong></p><p>Please note that <u>Beer 6. 1</u> is a very bad program that will download the <u>Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta. </u></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Whatever you do, <u>DO NOT</u></strong>under any circumstances install <u>Mother-In-Law 1.0 </u>(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) </p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the <u>Boyfriend 5.0</u> program. These are unsupported applications and will crash <u>Husband 1.0</u>.</strong> </p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>In summary, <u>Husband 1.0</u> is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. </strong></p><p><strong>You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. </strong></p><p><strong>We recommend: </strong><u>Cooking 3.0</u>and <u>Hot Looks 7.7. </u></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Good Luck Madam! </strong></p><p><u></u></p><p><u>Tech Support</u></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="nismok, post: 4240599, member: 109094"] [SIZE=4][B]A desperate woman writes to the Technical support Guy[/B] [/SIZE] [B]Dear Tech Support, [/B] [B] Last year I upgraded from [U]Boyfriend 5.0[/U] to [U]Husband 1.0[/U] and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under [U]Boyfriend 5.0[/U].[/B] [B] In addition, [U]Husband 1.0[/U] uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as [/B][U] Romance 9.5 [/U]and [U]Personal Attention 6.5,[/U] and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0,[U]MONEY 3.0[/U]and [U]CRICKET 4.1[/U]. [B][U] Conversation 8.0[/U] no longer runs, and [U]Housecleaning 2.[/U]6 simply crashes the system.[/B] Please note that I have tried running [U]Nagging 5.3[/U] to fix these problems, but to no avail. [B] What can I do? [/B] [B] Signed, [/B] Desperate Woman ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ DEAR DESPERATE Madam, [B] First, keep in mind, [/B][U]Boyfriend 5.0[/U]is an Entertainment Package, while [U]Husband 1.0[/U]is an operating system. [B] Please enter command: [U]ithoughtyoulovedme. html[/U]and try to download [U]Tears 6.2[/U]and do not forget to install the [U]Guilt 3.0[/U] update. [/B] If that application works as designed, [U]Husband1.0[/U]should then automatically run the applications [U]Jewellery 2.0[/U] and [U]Flowers 3.5. [/U] [B] However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause [U]Husband 1.0[/U] to default to [U]Silence 2.5[/U]or [U]Beer 6.1[/U]. [/B] Please note that [U]Beer 6. 1[/U] is a very bad program that will download the [U]Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta. [/U] [B] Whatever you do, [U]DO NOT[/U][/B]under any circumstances install [U]Mother-In-Law 1.0 [/U](it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) [B] In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the [U]Boyfriend 5.0[/U] program. These are unsupported applications and will crash [U]Husband 1.0[/U].[/B] [B] In summary, [U]Husband 1.0[/U] is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend: [/B][U]Cooking 3.0[/U]and [U]Hot Looks 7.7. [/U] [B] Good Luck Madam! [/B] [U] Tech Support[/U] [/QUOTE]
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