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<blockquote data-quote="Suvin1122" data-source="post: 6335067" data-attributes="member: 177083"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><u>INSTALLING HUSBAND!!!</u></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>A woman writes to the IT Technical support.....</strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Dear Tech Support,</strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.</strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 andCRICKET 4.1.</strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.</strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>What can I do?</strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Signed,</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>_______ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _______</strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>REPLY</strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>DEAR Madam,</strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.</strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. Html and try to downloadTears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>If that application works as designed, Husband1.0should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..</strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>However, remember, overuse of the above application can causeHusband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5or Beer 6.1.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.</strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)</strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0program. These are unsupported applications and will crashHusband 1.0.</strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Good Luck Madam!</strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Suvin1122, post: 6335067, member: 177083"] [B][SIZE=3][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=4][U]INSTALLING HUSBAND!!![/U][/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/B][SIZE=3] [B]A woman writes to the IT Technical support.....[/B] [B]Dear Tech Support,[/B] [B]Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.[/B] [B]In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as[/B] [B]Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 andCRICKET 4.1.[/B] [B]Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.[/B] [B]Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.[/B] [B]What can I do?[/B] [B]Signed,[/B] [B]_______ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _______[/B] [B]REPLY[/B] [B]DEAR Madam,[/B] [B]First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.[/B] [B]Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. Html and try to downloadTears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.[/B] [B]If that application works as designed, Husband1.0should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..[/B] [B]However, remember, overuse of the above application can causeHusband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5or Beer 6.1.[/B] [B]Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.[/B] [B]Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)[/B] [B]In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0program. These are unsupported applications and will crashHusband 1.0.[/B] [B]In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.[/B] [B]You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.[/B] [B]We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.[/B] [B]Good Luck Madam![/B][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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