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<blockquote data-quote="namal_akash" data-source="post: 14793192" data-attributes="member: 144612"><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong>While visiting India, George Bush is invited </strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong>to tea with Abdul Kalam. </strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong></strong></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong>He asks Kalam </strong></span></strong><strong><strong>what his leadership philosophy is. </strong></strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong>He</strong></strong> <strong><strong>says that, it is to surround himself with </strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong>intelligent people.</strong></strong><strong><strong> </strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong></strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong>Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent. </strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong></strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong>"I do so by asking them the right questions," says </strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong>Kalam. "Allow me to demonstrate." </strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong></strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong>Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, </strong></strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong></strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong>"Mr.</strong></strong> <strong><strong>Prime Minister, please answer this question: <span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia"></span></span></strong></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia">Your</span></span></strong></strong> <strong><span style="color: fuchsia"><span style="color: fuchsia"><strong>mother has a child,</strong></span></span></strong><strong><strong> and <span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">your father has a child,</span></span></strong></strong> <strong><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>and this child is not your brother or sister.</strong></span></span></strong><strong><strong> Who is it?"</strong></strong><strong><strong> </strong></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong></strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong>Manmohan immediately responds, </strong></strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong>"It's me, Sir !" </strong></strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong></strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong>"Correct. Thank you and good-bye" says Kalam. He hangs </strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong>up and says," Did you get that, Mr. Bush?" </strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong></strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong>Bush nods: "Yes Mr. President. Thanks a lot. </strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong></strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong>I'll definitely be using that!" </strong></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong></strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong>Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides </strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong>he'd better put Condoleezza Rice </strong></strong><strong><strong>to the test. </strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong>Bush summons her to the White House and says, </strong></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong>"Condoleezza, I wonder if you can answer a question for me." </strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong></strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong>"Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?" </strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong></strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong>Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a </strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong>child, and your father has a child, and this child is not </strong></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong>your brother or your sister. Who is it?" </strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong></strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong>Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about </strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong>it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Rice leaves. </strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong></strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong>Rice immediately calls a meeting of senior senators, </strong></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong>and they puzzle over the question for several hours, </strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong>but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, </strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong>in desperation, </strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong>Rice calls </strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong></strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong>Colin Powell </strong></strong><strong><strong>and explains the problem. </strong></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong></strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong>"Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father </strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong>has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. </strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong>Who is it?" <span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"></span></span></strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"></span></span></strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course." </span></span></strong></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong></strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong>Much relieved, Rice rushes back to the White House, </strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong>finds George Bush, and exclaims, </strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong></strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong>"I know the answer, sir! I know </strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong>who it is! <span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-size: 26px">It's our Colin Powell!" </span></span></span></strong></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong></strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><strong>And </strong></strong><strong><strong>Bush replies in disgust,<span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"> <span style="font-size: 26px">"Wrong,</span></span></span></strong></strong> <strong><em><strong><em></em></strong></em></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><em><strong><em>></em></strong></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><em><strong><em>></em></strong></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><em><strong><em>></em></strong></em></strong><strong><span style="color: #400080"><span style="color: #400080"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><span style="color: #400080"><span style="color: #400080"><strong></strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><span style="color: #400080"><span style="color: #400080"><strong><span style="font-size: 26px">it's Manmohan Singh!"</span></strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><span style="color: #400080"><span style="color: #400080"><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"></span></strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><span style="color: #400080"><span style="color: #400080"><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /></span></strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><span style="color: #400080"><span style="color: #400080"><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"></span></strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><span style="color: #400080"><span style="color: #400080"><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 18px">May be a Re Post. </span></span></span></span></strong></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 22px"><strong><span style="color: #400080"><span style="color: #400080"><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"></span></strong></span></span></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="namal_akash, post: 14793192, member: 144612"] [SIZE=6][B][FONT=Times New Roman][B]While visiting India, George Bush is invited to tea with Abdul Kalam. He asks Kalam [/B][/FONT][/B][B][B]what his leadership philosophy is. [/B][/B][B][B] He[/B][/B][B][B] [/B][/B][B][B]says that, it is to surround himself with intelligent people.[/B][/B][B][B] Bush asks how he knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them the right questions," says Kalam. "Allow me to demonstrate." Bush watches as Kalam phones Manmohan Singh and says, [/B][/B][B][B] "Mr.[/B][/B][B][B] [/B][/B][B][B]Prime Minister, please answer this question: [COLOR=fuchsia][COLOR=fuchsia] Your[/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][/B][B][COLOR=fuchsia][COLOR=fuchsia][B] [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=fuchsia][COLOR=fuchsia][B]mother has a child,[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][B][B] and [COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]your father has a child,[/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][/B][B][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][B] [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B] and this child is not your brother or sister.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][B][B] Who is it?"[/B][/B][B][B] Manmohan immediately responds, [/B][/B][B][B] "It's me, Sir !" [/B][/B][B][B] "Correct. Thank you and good-bye" says Kalam. He hangs up and says," Did you get that, Mr. Bush?" Bush nods: "Yes Mr. President. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!" Bush, upon returning to Washington, decides he'd better put Condoleezza Rice [/B][/B][B][B]to the test. Bush summons her to the White House and says, "Condoleezza, I wonder if you can answer a question for me." "Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?" Bush poses the question: "Uhh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Rice was puzzled and finally asks, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Rice leaves. Rice immediately calls a meeting of senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Rice calls Colin Powell [/B][/B][B][B]and explains the problem. "Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" [COLOR=red][COLOR=red] Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course." [/COLOR][/COLOR] Much relieved, Rice rushes back to the White House, finds George Bush, and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! [COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue] [SIZE=7]It's our Colin Powell!" [/SIZE][/COLOR][/COLOR] And [/B][/B][B][B]Bush replies in disgust,[COLOR=red][COLOR=red] [SIZE=7]"Wrong,[/SIZE][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][/B][B][COLOR=red][COLOR=red][B] [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][B][I][B][I] > > >[/I][/B][/I][/B][B][COLOR=#400080][COLOR=#400080][B] [SIZE=7]it's Manmohan Singh!" :lol::lol::lol::rofl::rofl::rofl: [SIZE=5][COLOR=Black][SIZE=5]May be a Re Post. [/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/SIZE][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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