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Message: <blockquote data-quote="imhotep" data-source="post: 29020764" data-attributes="member: 562115">What a decent way to Reply!Wife :                 Tell me who is STUPID ? You or Me?"Husband:          (Calmly), "Everyone knows that, you are so intelligent, you will never marry a STUPID person."An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 WivesA- Monopoly should be broken.B- Competition improves the quality of service.If you have 1 wife, She fights with you!If you have 2 wives, They will fight for you!!Secret formula for Married Couples."Love One Another" And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle.!!This is INFLATIONWife to her Accountant Husband  - What is Inflation?Husband:  Earlier you were 36-24-36.  But now you are 48-40-48._ Though you have everything bigger than before, your value has become less than before. Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examplesInterviewer: What is Recession? Candidate: When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called Recession!!Accountancy FactWhat is the difference between Liability & Asset?A drunken Friend is a liability.But, A drunken Girlfriend is an Asset.Wonders before and after Marriage When you are in love,  Wonders happen.But once you get married, You wonder, what happened.Philosophy of Marriage At the beginning, every wife treats her husband as GOD..Later, somehow don't know why.. - alphabets get reversed</blockquote>

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