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Message: <blockquote data-quote="krizta" data-source="post: 8703050" data-attributes="member: 58615">A first-grade teacher, Ms. Neela (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students.. The teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem? " <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/confused.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":confused:" title="Confused    :confused:" data-shortname=":confused:" /> Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is inthe  third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the  third-grade too! " <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/yes.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":yes:" title="Yes    :yes:" data-shortname=":yes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" />  Ms. Neela had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office. While Boy. waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the  principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neela he would  give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he  was to go back to the first-grade and behave...She agreed. . .<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy    :)" data-shortname=":)" /> <img src="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/images/icons/sq/10.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> Boy. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. <img src="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/images/icons/sq/10.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />  Principal : What is 3 x 3? Boy : 9 <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /> Principal : What is 6 x 6? Boy : 36  <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" />-->And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade  should know. The principal looks at Ms Neela and tells her, "I think  Boy. can go to the third-grade. " <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek    :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /> Ms Neela says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ?"  <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" />  The principal and Boy. both agree.  Ms Neela asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of? "Boy., after a moment "Legs." <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/love.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":love:" title="Love    :love:" data-shortname=":love:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/no.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":no:" title="No    :no:" data-shortname=":no:" /> Ms Neela: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" Boy.: "Pockets." <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/dull.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":dull:" title="Dull    :dull:" data-shortname=":dull:" /> Ms Neela: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? Boy.: Coconut <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sad.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":(" title="Sad    :(" data-shortname=":(" /> Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?  The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy. was taking charge. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool    :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /> Boy.: Bubblegum <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/growl.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":growl:" title="Growl    :growl:" data-shortname=":growl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> Ms Neela: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?   The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer... <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sorry.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":sorry:" title="Sorry    :sorry:" data-shortname=":sorry:" /> Boy.: Shake hands! <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/oo.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":oo:" title="Oo    :oo:" data-shortname=":oo:" /> Ms Neela: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay? <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy    :)" data-shortname=":)" />Boy.: Yep. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)" data-shortname=";)" /> Ms Neela: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. Boy.: Tent <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/angry.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":angry:" title="Angry    :angry:" data-shortname=":angry:" /> Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.  The Principal waslooking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy    :)" data-shortname=":)" /> Boy.: Wedding Ring <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/frown.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":frown:" title="Frown    :frown:" data-shortname=":frown:" /> Ms Neela: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When youblow me, you feel good. Boy.: Nose...<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> Ms Neela: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. Boy.: Arrow..<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" />  Ms Neela: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lotof heat and excitement? Boy.: Firetruck <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" />   Ms Neela: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it u have to use ur hand. Boy.: Fork  <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/frown.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":frown:" title="Frown    :frown:" data-shortname=":frown:" />   Ms Neela: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some  menthan on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his  wifeafter they're married? Boy.: SURNAME! <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked    :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" />   Ms Neela: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lotsof  veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ? Boy.: HEART...<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek    :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" />     %%%%%The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,  %%%%% "Send this Boy. to Delhi University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"  <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/baffled.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":baffled:" title="Baffled    :baffled:" data-shortname=":baffled:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" />    </blockquote>

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