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<blockquote data-quote="life" data-source="post: 81342" data-attributes="member: 6501"><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">Don't kno whether this is a repost <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">Once in America a plane crashed, only a monkey who was travelling in the plane was left alive. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">understand our language and reply in actions. </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">and had a talk with the monkey.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer: "When the plane took off what were the travellers doing?" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">Monkey : "Tying their belts"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer: "What were the air-hostesses doing?" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">Monkey: "Saying Hello! Good morning!"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">Monkey: "Checking the system"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer: "What were you doing?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">Monkey: "Looking for my people" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer: "After 10' minutes what were the travellers doing?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">Monkey: "Having beverages and snacks"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer: "What were the air-hostesses doing?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">Monkey: "Serving the travellers" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer: "What were the Pilots doing?" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">Monkey: "Handling the steering"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer: "What were you doing?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">Monkey: "Eating & throwing"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer: "After 30 minutes what were the travellers doing?" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">Monkey: "Some were sleeping and some were reading" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer: "What were the air-hostesses doing?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">Monkey: "Make up"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">Monkey: "Handling" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer: "What were you doing?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">Monkey: " Nothing"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer: "Just before plane crash what were the travellers doing?" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">Monkey: "All were sleeping"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">Monkey: "Kissing the pilots"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer: "What were the pilots doing?" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">Monkey: "Responding"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">Officer: "What were you doing?" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px">Monkey: "Handling the steering !!" </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="life, post: 81342, member: 6501"] [COLOR="Purple"][SIZE="4"]Don't kno whether this is a repost :D Once in America a plane crashed, only a monkey who was travelling in the plane was left alive. Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply in actions. The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey. Officer: "When the plane took off what were the travellers doing?" Monkey : "Tying their belts" Officer: "What were the air-hostesses doing?" Monkey: "Saying Hello! Good morning!" Officer: "What were the pilots doing?" Monkey: "Checking the system" Officer: "What were you doing?" Monkey: "Looking for my people" Officer: "After 10' minutes what were the travellers doing?" Monkey: "Having beverages and snacks" Officer: "What were the air-hostesses doing?" Monkey: "Serving the travellers" Officer: "What were the Pilots doing?" Monkey: "Handling the steering" Officer: "What were you doing?" Monkey: "Eating & throwing" Officer: "After 30 minutes what were the travellers doing?" Monkey: "Some were sleeping and some were reading" Officer: "What were the air-hostesses doing?" Monkey: "Make up" Officer: "What were the pilots doing?" Monkey: "Handling" Officer: "What were you doing?" Monkey: " Nothing" Officer: "Just before plane crash what were the travellers doing?" Monkey: "All were sleeping" Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?" Monkey: "Kissing the pilots" Officer: "What were the pilots doing?" Monkey: "Responding" Officer: "What were you doing?" Monkey: "Handling the steering !!" [/SIZE][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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