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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 2886151" data-attributes="member: 49393">School: A place where Papa Pays and Son Plays. *********  Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. *********  Nurse: A person who works up to give you sleeping pills. *********  Love Affairs: Something like the game of Cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test match. *********  Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters. *********  Divorce: Future tense of Marriage. *********  Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. *********   Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either" *********  Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. *********  Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. *********   Dictionary: A place where success comes before work. *********  Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. *********  Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read. *********  Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight. *********  Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. *********  Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. *********  Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. *********  Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. *********  Experience: The name men give to their mistakes. *********  Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions. *********  Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead. *********  Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. *********  Opportunist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river. *********  Optimist: A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet." *********  Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich. *********  Father: A banker provided by nature. *********  Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught. *********  Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. *********  Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. *********  Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.</blockquote>

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