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<blockquote data-quote="rapa" data-source="post: 8391" data-attributes="member: 212">&gt;&gt;If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you&gt;&gt;would have produced enough sound energy to heat one&gt;&gt;cup of coffee.&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;(Hardly seems worth it.)&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;*************************************************&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months,&gt;&gt;enough gas is produced to create the energy of an&gt;&gt;atomic bomb.&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;(Now that's more like it!)&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;*************************************************&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps&gt;&gt;out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;(O.M.G.!)&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;*************************************************&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;*************************************************&gt;&amp;g! t;&gt;&gt;A cockroach will live nine days without its head&gt;&gt;before it starves to death. (Creepy.)&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;(I'm still not over the pig.)&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;*************************************************&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an&gt;&gt;hour.&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;(Do not try this at home......maybe at work.)&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;*************************************************&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head&gt;&gt;is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by&gt;&gt;ripping the male's head off.&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;(&quot;Honey, I'm home. What the....?!&quot;)&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;*************************************************&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like&gt;&gt;a human jumping the length of a football field.&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;(30 minutes...damn lucky pig...can you imag! ine??)&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;*************************************************&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;*************************************************&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Some lions mate over 50 times a day.&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality&gt;&gt;over quantity.)&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;************************************************&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Butterflies taste with their feet.&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;(Something I always wanted to know.)&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;*************************************************&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;(Hmmmmmm........)&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;*************************************************&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Right-handed people live, on average, nine years&gt;&gt;longer th! an left-handed people do.&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;*************************************************&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump.&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;(OK, so that would be a good thing....)&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;************************************************&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;A cat's urine glows under a black light.&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;*************************************************&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;(I know some people who are like that.)&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;*************************************************&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Star fish have no brains.&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;(I know some people like that too.)&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;*************************************************&gt;&gt;&gt;&amp;g! t;Polar bears are left-handed.&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;*************************************************&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex&gt;&gt;for pleasure.&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;(What about that pig????????)</blockquote>

[QUOTE="rapa, post: 8391, member: 212"] >>If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you >>would have produced enough sound energy to heat one >>cup of coffee. >> >>(Hardly seems worth it.) >> >>************************************************* >> >>If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, >>enough gas is produced to create the energy of an >>atomic bomb. >> >>(Now that's more like it!) >> >>************************************************* >> >>The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps >>out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. >> >>(O.M.G.!) >> >>************************************************* >> >>A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. >> >>(In my next life, I want to be a pig.) >> >>************************************************* >&g! t; >>A cockroach will live nine days without its head >>before it starves to death. (Creepy.) >> >>(I'm still not over the pig.) >> >>************************************************* >> >>Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an >>hour. >> >>(Do not try this at home......maybe at work.) >> >>************************************************* >> >>The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head >>is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by >>ripping the male's head off. >> >>("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!") >> >>************************************************* >> >>The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like >>a human jumping the length of a football field. >> >>(30 minutes...damn lucky pig...can you imag! ine??) >> >>************************************************* >> >>The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. >> >>(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) >> >>************************************************* >> >>Some lions mate over 50 times a day. >> >>(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality >>over quantity.) >> >>************************************************ >> >>Butterflies taste with their feet. >> >>(Something I always wanted to know.) >> >>************************************************* >> >>The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. >> >>(Hmmmmmm........) >> >>************************************************* >> >>Right-handed people live, on average, nine years >>longer th! an left-handed people do. >> >>(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) >> >>************************************************* >> >>Elephants are the only animal that cannot jump. >> >>(OK, so that would be a good thing....) >> >>************************************************ >> >>A cat's urine glows under a black light. >> >>(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) >> >>************************************************* >> >>An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. >> >>(I know some people who are like that.) >> >>************************************************* >> >>Star fish have no brains. >> >>(I know some people like that too.) >> >>************************************************* >> >&g! t;Polar bears are left-handed. >> >>(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.) >> >>************************************************* >> >>Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex >>for pleasure. >> >>(What about that pig????????) [/QUOTE]

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