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<blockquote data-quote="neroshan" data-source="post: 709623" data-attributes="member: 8568"><p><strong><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"><img src="http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jun2001/DownloadedKid.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">So here I sit, in all my glory...</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Lend me an ear, and I'll tell ya a story...</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">I once had a wife--she was such a dear,</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Then came the Net, and it all disappeared!</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Now there she sits, for hours on end...</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Don't care where I'm goin',</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">don't care where I've been.</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">It could be three, or it could be nine...</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">she really doesn't care, long as she's online.</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">She gets outta work and rushes home,</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">She comes in yelling at me, "Get off the phone!"</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Where is the hug? Where is my kiss?</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">But she's at the computer--that' s all she missed!</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Talking to cyber friends, checking the mail</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">I might as well be in a Cyber Jail!</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">My stomach's growling--it' s so unfair!</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">No clean dishes and no clean underwear!</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Drink me a beer, stare at the walls</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">I'll pick at my teeth and roam the halls,</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Farting and burping what a sight to see...</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Can you believe she's there??</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">When she could be with ME!</span></p><p></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="neroshan, post: 709623, member: 8568"] [B][CENTER][COLOR="Blue"] [IMG]http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jun2001/DownloadedKid.jpg[/IMG] So here I sit, in all my glory... Lend me an ear, and I'll tell ya a story... I once had a wife--she was such a dear, Then came the Net, and it all disappeared! Now there she sits, for hours on end... Don't care where I'm goin', don't care where I've been. It could be three, or it could be nine... she really doesn't care, long as she's online. She gets outta work and rushes home, She comes in yelling at me, "Get off the phone!" Where is the hug? Where is my kiss? But she's at the computer--that' s all she missed! Talking to cyber friends, checking the mail I might as well be in a Cyber Jail! My stomach's growling--it' s so unfair! No clean dishes and no clean underwear! Drink me a beer, stare at the walls I'll pick at my teeth and roam the halls, Farting and burping what a sight to see... Can you believe she's there?? When she could be with ME![/COLOR][/CENTER][/B] [/QUOTE]
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