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Message: <blockquote data-quote="AtulaSiriwardane" data-source="post: 3383350" data-attributes="member: 120286"><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/</a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank"></a> <a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank"></a> <a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank"></a> <a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">BLESS ME FATHER, FOR I HAVE SINNED !!!!</a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">'I almost had an affair with another woman.' </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">The priest said, 'What do you mean, almost?' </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">The Irishman said, 'Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped.' </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">The priest said, 'Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">You're not to see that woman again.</a> <a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put £50 in the poor box '</a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and the n walked over to the poor box. </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">He paused for a moment and then started to leave. </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">'I saw that.You didn't put any money in the poor box!'</a> <a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">The Irishman replied, 'Yeah, but I rubbed the £50 on the box, </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!' </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~ </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">Upon entering the confessional, she said, </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.' </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.' </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">made mad passionate love to me seven times..' </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">The priest thought long and hard and then said,</a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.' </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">The young woman asked, ' Will this cleanse me of my sins?' </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.' </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~ </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">'Father, my dog is dead. Could ya' be saying' a Mass for the </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">poor creature?' </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church. </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">But there are someBaptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">Maybe they'll do something for the creature.' </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">Muldoon said, 'I'll go right away Father. </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">Do ya think £5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?' </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">Father Patrick exclaimed, 'Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">Why didn't ya tell me the dog was Catholic?</a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~</a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">And my favourite: </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">An elderly man walks into a confessional. </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">The following conversation ensues: </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">Man: 'I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday,</a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking . </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.' </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">Priest: 'Are you sorry for your sins?' </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">Man: 'What sins? ' </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">Priest: 'What kind of a Catholic are you?' </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">Man: 'I'm Jewish.' </a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">Priest: 'Why are you telling me all this?' </a> <a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank"></a><a href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funonthenet/join/" target="_blank">Man: 'I'm 92 years old ... 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