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<blockquote data-quote="gayan kalhara" data-source="post: 4823438" data-attributes="member: 60168"><p><span style="font-size: 15px">No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do: </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"> 1) They replicate quickly -- Okay, Windows does that. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"> 2) Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so -- Okay, Windows does that. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"> 3) Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk -- Okay, Windows does that, too </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"> 4) Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems -- Sigh... Windows does that, too </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"> 5) Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware -- Yup, that's with Windows, too </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"> Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"> <u><strong>Viruses are well supported by their authors</strong></u>, <u><strong>are running on most systems</strong></u>, <strong><u>their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature. </u></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"> So, Windows is not a virus!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>no offense <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/nerd.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":nerd:" title="Nerd :nerd:" data-shortname=":nerd:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/nerd.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":nerd:" title="Nerd :nerd:" data-shortname=":nerd:" /></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>source <a href="http://www.linuxweb.com/lw_jokes.html" target="_blank">http://www.linuxweb.com/lw_jokes.html</a></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="gayan kalhara, post: 4823438, member: 60168"] [SIZE=4]No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do: 1) They replicate quickly -- Okay, Windows does that. 2) Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so -- Okay, Windows does that. 3) Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk -- Okay, Windows does that, too 4) Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems -- Sigh... Windows does that, too 5) Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware -- Yup, that's with Windows, too Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: [U][B]Viruses are well supported by their authors[/B][/U], [U][B]are running on most systems[/B][/U], [B][U]their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature. [/U][/B] So, Windows is not a virus! [B]no offense :D:nerd::nerd: source [url]http://www.linuxweb.com/lw_jokes.html[/url] [/B][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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