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Message: <blockquote data-quote="sudhara43" data-source="post: 11478614" data-attributes="member: 62001">These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are  things   people actually said in court, word for word, taken     down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying  calm   while the exchanges were taking place.     ATTORNEY: What was  the first thing your husband said to you that morning?   WITNESS:       He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'   ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?    WITNESS:      My name is Susan!   _______________________________  ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?    WITNESS:      Gucci sweats and Reeboks.   ____________________________________________   ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?   WITNESS:      No, I just lie  there..   ____________________________________________   ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?    WITNESS:      July 18th.    ATTORNEY: What year?    WITNESS:      Every year.    _____________________________________    ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?    WITNESS:   Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't  remember which.    ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?   WITNESS:    Forty-five years.    _________________________________   ATTORNEY:  This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?    WITNESS:       Yes.   ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?    WITNESS:      I forget..   ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an  example of something you forgot?   ___________________________________________   ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his  sleep, he   doesn't know about it until the next morning?    WITNESS:      Did you actually pass the bar exam?   ____________________________________                ATTORNEY:  The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?   WITNESS:      He's  20, much like your IQ.   ___________________________________________    ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?    WITNESS:      Are you shitting me?  _________________________________________   ATTORNEY:  So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?   WITNESS:       Yes.   ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?   WITNESS:       Getting laid  ____________________________________________     ATTORNEY:  She had three children , right?   WITNESS:      Yes.   ATTORNEY: How  many were boys?   WITNESS:      None.   ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?   WITNESS:      Your Honor, I think I need a different  attorney. Can I  get a   new attorney?  ____________________________________________   ATTORNEY:  How was your first marriage terminated?    WITNESS:      By death..   ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it  terminated?   WITNESS:      Take a guess.    ___________________________________________     ATTORNEY:  Can you describe the individual?   WITNESS:      He was about medium  height and had a  beard   ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?    WITNESS:      Unless the Circus was in town I'm  going with male. _____________________________________   ATTORNEY: Is your  appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition   notice which I  sent to your attorney?   WITNESS:      No, this is how I dress when I go  to  work.  _____________________________________   ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on  dead   people?   WITNESS:      All of them. The live ones put up too  much of a fight.  _________________________________________   ATTORNEY:  ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?    WITNESS:      Oral...  _________________________________________   ATTORNEY:   Do you recall the time that you examined the body?   WITNESS:      The  autopsy started around 8:30 PM   ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at  the time?   WITNESS:      If not, he was by the time I  finished..    ____________________________________________   ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?   WITNESS:      Are you qualified to ask that  question?    ______________________________________   And last:     ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a    pulse?   WITNESS:      No.   ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood  pressure?   WITNESS:      No.   ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?    WITNESS:      No..   ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient  was alive when you began   the autopsy?   WITNESS:      No.   ATTORNEY:  How can you be so sure, Doctor?   WITNESS:      Because his brain was  sitting on my  desk in a jar.   ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient  have still been alive, nevertheless?  WITNESS:      Yes, it is possible  that he could have  been alive  and   practicing law. --<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" />e-mail ekak</blockquote>

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