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<blockquote data-quote="rab" data-source="post: 11018630" data-attributes="member: 300131">Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; 
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Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie, gets out and asks the Shepherd: 
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If I can tell you how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?&quot;.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 
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The shepherd looks at the young man, and then looks at the large flock of grazing sheep and replies: &quot;Okay.&quot;.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 
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The young man parks the car, connects his laptop to the mobile-fax, enters a NASA Webster, scans the Ground using his GPS, opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled with logarithms and pivot tables, then prints out a 150 page report on his high-tech mini-printer.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 
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He turns to the shepherd and says, &quot;You have exactly 1,586 sheep here.&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 
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The shepherd “cheers, that’s correct, you can have your sheep.”&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 
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The young man makes his pick and puts it in the back of his Porsche.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; 
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 The shepherd looks at him and asks: “If I guess your profession, will you return my animal to me?&quot;.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 

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The young man answers, &quot;Yes, why not&quot;.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; 
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The shepherd says, &quot;You are an IT consultant &quot;.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; 
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 How did you know?&quot; asks the young man.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; 
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 &quot;Very simple,&quot; answers the shepherd. 
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&quot;First, you came here without being called. Second, you charged me a fee to tell me something I already knew, and third, you don't understand anything about my business...&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 

 Now can I have my DOG back?&quot;(source;email/mage adahasak newe)</blockquote>

[QUOTE="rab, post: 11018630, member: 300131"] [LEFT][SIZE=3][COLOR=black]Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road. [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=black]Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie, gets out and asks the Shepherd: [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=black]If I can tell you how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?". [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=black]The shepherd looks at the young man, and then looks at the large flock of grazing sheep and replies: "Okay.". [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=black]The young man parks the car, connects his laptop to the mobile-fax, enters a NASA Webster, scans the Ground using his GPS, opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled with logarithms and pivot tables, then prints out a 150 page report on his high-tech mini-printer. [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=black]He turns to the shepherd and says, "You have exactly 1,586 sheep here." [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=black]The shepherd “cheers, that’s correct, you can have your sheep.” [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=black]The young man makes his pick and puts it in the back of his Porsche. [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=black] The shepherd looks at him and asks: “If I guess your profession, will you return my animal to me?". [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=black]The young man answers, "Yes, why not". [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=black]The shepherd says, "You are an IT consultant ". [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=black] How did you know?" asks the young man. [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=black] "Very simple," answers the shepherd. [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=black]"First, you came here without being called. Second, you charged me a fee to tell me something I already knew, and third, you don't understand anything about my business... [/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=3][COLOR=black] Now can I have my DOG back?"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/LEFT] [SIZE=1] [/SIZE] [COLOR=black][SIZE=1](source;email/mage adahasak newe)[/SIZE] [/COLOR] [/QUOTE]

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