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<blockquote data-quote="shaggy" data-source="post: 38752" data-attributes="member: 2962"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">"Emma come first.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">Den I come.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">Den two asses come together.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">I come once-a-more.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">Two asses, they come together again.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">I come again and pee twice. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">Then I come one lasta time." <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">"You foul-mouthed swine, " retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/angry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":angry:" title="Angry :angry:" data-shortname=":angry:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/angry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":angry:" title="Angry :angry:" data-shortname=":angry:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/angry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":angry:" title="Angry :angry:" data-shortname=":angry:" /> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">"Who talkin' abouta sexa? <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/oo.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":oo:" title="Oo :oo:" data-shortname=":oo:" /> I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi."</span></span></span> </p><p></p><p> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="shaggy, post: 38752, member: 2962"] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="Navy"]A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." :shocked: "You foul-mouthed swine, " retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" :angry: :angry: :angry: "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. :cool: "Who talkin' abouta sexa? :oo: I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [/QUOTE]
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