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Message: <blockquote data-quote="DJ.Parker" data-source="post: 645513" data-attributes="member: 1924">Maria had just gotten married and being a traditional Italian, she    was still a virgin.    On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous.    But her mother reassured her.    "Don't worry, Maria. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take    care of you. I'll stir the pasta." So up she went.    When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy    chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and said, "Mama,    Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest."    "Don't worry, Maria," said her mother," all good men have hairy    chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you. I'll stir the    pasta." Up she went again.    When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing    his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother, "Mama,    Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!"    "Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go up    stairs and he'll take good care of you. I'll stir the pasta."Up she went again.    When she got up there, Tony took off his socks and on his left    foot he was missing three toes.     When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs.    "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!"    "You stay here and stir the pasta," said her mother. "I'll go   upstairs!"            <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked    :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /></blockquote>

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