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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 3255908" data-attributes="member: 49393">My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.  ************ My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.  ************ A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.  ************  I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I asked her, "Where's the car?" She replied, "In the lake."  ************  The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.  ************  I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.  ************  My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two girlfriends.  ************  Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.  ************  A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."  ************  A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same: "You can have mine."  *************  It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.  *************  Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.  *************  A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask for whatever he wants, but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets. The man thinks for a moment and says, Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I'm half dead."  **************  The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.</blockquote>

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