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<blockquote data-quote="amilajohn" data-source="post: 147953" data-attributes="member: 1683"><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">MOM : "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">SON : "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school." </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">MOM : "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school." </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">SON : "One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me." </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">MOM : "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school." </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">SON : "Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?" </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Purple"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">MOM : "One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school. </span></span></span></p><p></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="amilajohn, post: 147953, member: 1683"] [COLOR="Purple"][SIZE="5"][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up. MOM : "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school." SON : "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school." MOM : "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school." SON : "One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me." MOM : "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school." SON : "Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?" MOM : "One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school. [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [/QUOTE]
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