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<blockquote data-quote="smother" data-source="post: 6759225" data-attributes="member: 166532"><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px">An Australian man was having a coffee and </span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px">croissants with butter and jam in a cafe </span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px">when an American tourist, chewing gum, </span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px">sat down next to him. </span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px">The Australian politely ignored the American, </span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px">who, nevertheless started up a conversation. </span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px">The American snapped his gum and said, </span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px">'You Australian folk eat the whole bread?' </span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px">The Australian frowned, annoyed with being </span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px">bothered during his breakfast, and replied, </span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px">'of course.' </span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px">The American blew a huge bubble. 'We don't. </span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px">In the States, we only eat what's inside. </span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px">The crusts we collect in a container, </span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px">recycle them, transform them into </span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px">croissants and sell them to Australia .' </span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px">The American had a smirk on his face. </span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px">The Australian listened in silence. </span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px">The American persisted, 'D'ya eat jam with </span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px">your bread?' Sighing, the Australian </span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px">replied, 'of course.' </span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px">Cracking his gum between his teeth, the </span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px">American said, 'we don't. In the States, </span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px">we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we </span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px">put all the peels, seeds and the leftovers </span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px">in containers, recycle them, transform them </span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px">into jam and sell it to Australia .. </span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px">The Australian then asked, 'Do you have sex </span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px">in the States?' The American smiled and said </span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px">'Why of course we do.' The Australian leaned </span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px">closer to him and asked, 'And what do you do </span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px">with the condoms once you've used them?' </span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px">'We throw them away, of course!' </span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px">Now it was the Australians turn to smile. </span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px">'We don't. In Australia , we put them in a </span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px">container, recycle them, melt them down </span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px">into chewing gum and sell them to the </span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px">United States</span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: Black"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">give me a + rep, if u lyk diz <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /> </span></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="smother, post: 6759225, member: 166532"] [B][B][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][COLOR="Black"][SIZE="3"] An Australian man was having a coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him. The Australian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless started up a conversation. The American snapped his gum and said, 'You Australian folk eat the whole bread?' The Australian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied, 'of course.' The American blew a huge bubble. 'We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to Australia .' The American had a smirk on his face. The Australian listened in silence. The American persisted, 'D'ya eat jam with your bread?' Sighing, the Australian replied, 'of course.' Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, 'we don't. In the States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and the leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell it to Australia .. The Australian then asked, 'Do you have sex in the States?' The American smiled and said 'Why of course we do.' The Australian leaned closer to him and asked, 'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?' 'We throw them away, of course!' Now it was the Australians turn to smile. 'We don't. In Australia , we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to the United States [/SIZE][/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/B] [B][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="4"][COLOR="Red"]give me a + rep, if u lyk diz :) [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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