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Message: <blockquote data-quote="CoolCartoon" data-source="post: 583240" data-attributes="member: 6894"><p><strong>James Bond! 0 0 7</strong></p><p><strong>  </strong></p><p> <strong></strong></p><p><strong>James Bond dies and starts for heaven. His secretary badly wants to find out if he safely reached there. So, she calls up heaven. </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p> <strong></strong></p><p> <strong></strong></p><p><strong>A sweet female voice picked up and said: </strong></p><p><strong>"This is Virgin Mary speaking".</strong></p><p> <strong></strong></p><p> <strong></strong></p><p><strong>"Damn it", the secretary said and hung up.!</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>She calls again after 10 minutes. The same voice:</strong></p><p> <strong></strong></p><p> <strong></strong></p><p><strong>"This is Virgin Mary speaking".</strong></p><p> <strong></strong></p><p><strong>"Damn it. He hasn't reached yet", the secretary said and hung up again. </strong></p><p> <strong></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p> <strong></strong></p><p><strong>She calls again after 1 hour. This time the voice said: </strong></p><p> <strong>"This is Mary speaking".</strong></p><p> <strong></strong></p><p> <strong></strong></p><p><strong>"Thank you!! Take proper care of him", she said and hung up.</strong></p><p><strong>.</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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