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Message: <blockquote data-quote="heshan123" data-source="post: 605942" data-attributes="member: 15457">DON'T LOOK AT NAKED LADYBoy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?Boy 2: Be'cos my mum said that if I look at a naked lady  I'll turn into stone.A part of me is getting hard already! NAMES OF WIVESA M***y man had 4 wives, and he called his...4th wife..... Baby doll3rd wife.....China doll2nd wife.....Barbie doll1st wife..... Panadol !HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAMEThis is how India got its name.....The king was having sex with his mistress while thinking a name of his countryAnd his mistress ask him"is it In Dear?"...RESEARCH FINDINGResearch shows men are fatter than women because every-nightMen get fresh milk & 2 papayasWomen only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch!A**B MANAn A**b was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.'Your name please.'?"Abdel Aziz ""Sex? ""Six times a week!! ""No, no, I mean male or female! ""Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel !"SERVICESex is like a restaurant.Sometimes you get full satisfactory service, andSometimes you have to beSatisfied with self-service"HAPPY MANWhat makes a happy man?Daughter on the cover of cosmo.Son on the cover of sports illustrated.Mistress on the cover of playboyAnd ..Wife on the cover of "missing persons"SWIMSUITWhy was the 2-piece swimsuit invented?To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY Section.GOOD AMBITIONTeacher: What do you want to become?Little Johnny: Doctor !!Teacher: Why?Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where you can tell a woman to takeOff her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.DENTISTWoman complaining to dentist:"It's so painful, I'll  rather have a baby than have a tooth removed."Dentist: "Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the chair accordingly. "VIRGINOld lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. Wanted herTombstone to read :BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.The engraver shortened it to: " RETURNED UNOPENED "OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL75 year old man got married to a 15 year girl.On their first night both were crying - why???Coz she didn't know anything,And he had forgotten everything.</blockquote>

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