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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Miami-Vice" data-source="post: 12956212" data-attributes="member: 279482">A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him,"Are you allergic to anything?"He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee.""Ok.  Have you ever been in the military service?""Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points forme to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. Youcan start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM,why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?""This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two hours,we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point inyou coming in for that."</blockquote>

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