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<blockquote data-quote="neroshan" data-source="post: 102211" data-attributes="member: 8568"><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order." </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would." </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable. </span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="neroshan, post: 102211, member: 8568"] [B][COLOR="Blue"]Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would." But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable. [/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]
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