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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 2263233" data-attributes="member: 49393">Joke Of The Day: Preacher's Story... A preacher who wanted to raise money for his church was told there was a fortune in horse racing, so he decided to buy a horse and enter it in the races.However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so steep that the preacher ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured, however, that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races.To his surprise, in the first race, his donkey came in second. The next day the paper read: PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS. The preacher was so pleased that he entered the donkey in another race.This time, it won, and the paper read: PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT.  The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The new headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS. This was too much for the Bishop, and he ordered the preacher to get rid of the animal.The preacher, being a charitable chap, gave it to a nun in a nearby convent.The headline the next day said: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The Bishop fainted!He told the nun that she would have to dispose of the donkey, and she finally found a farmer who would take it off her hands for ten dollars.The paper said: NUN PEDDLES ASS FOR TEN BUCKS.  They buried the Bishop the next day ...</blockquote>

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