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Message: <blockquote data-quote="rapa" data-source="post: 93867" data-attributes="member: 212">Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.1st: How yours look like?2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!!**********Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.He shoots his friend to death.Wife says, "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends".**********Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"**********What is the definition of Mistress?Someone between the Mister and Mattress**********Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??"Without Information Fighting Every time"Wife replies," No, It means ,"With Idiot For Ever !!!"**********Three Feelings:What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?Stress is when wife is pregnant,Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both arepregnant.**********Teacher: u know the importance of period?Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dadgot heart attack & our driver ran away.**********Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kidsare urs ???No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.**********Sons asks difference between confidence and confidential Dad says,you are my son, i'm confident.Your friend is also my son, that's confidential!**********Mother to her teenage daughter:   I think this is the right time weshould talk about sex.Daughter (Excitingly): Sure mom, tell me w hat do you want to know.Mother Faints...</blockquote>

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