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<blockquote data-quote="EHDEHD" data-source="post: 8162656" data-attributes="member: 57610"><p>Teacher :What happened in 1869?</p><p>Student:Gandhi ji was born.</p><p>Teacher :What happened in 1873?</p><p>Student:Gandhiji was four years old. Rolling Eyes</p><p>-------------------------------------------- --------</p><p></p><p>Teacher :Ramya and Shilpa!,why are you late for school,today?</p><p>Shilpa:Madam,I lost a one rupee coin and was searching for it.</p><p>Teachear:Ramya,what about you?</p><p>Ramya:Madam,,I was not able to move beacause I was hiding that coin</p><p>under my</p><p>feet.</p><p>------------------------------------------------ ----</p><p></p><p>Question:What is the fullform of maths. Laughing</p><p>Anwser:Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students</p><p>------------------------------------------------ ----</p><p></p><p>Kupli :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.</p><p>Annadurai :A holiday</p><p>----------------------------------------- -----------</p><p></p><p>Which is the pan in which we cannot fry something?......</p><p>japan</p><p>------------------------------------------------ ----</p><p></p><p>Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend</p><p>it.</p><p>Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.</p><p>Teacher :Why?</p><p>Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!</p><p>------------------------------------------ -----------</p><p></p><p>Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg</p><p>.Then,what is my age?</p><p>STUDENT:32 yrs.</p><p>Teacher:How do you know?</p><p>STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.</p><p>-------------------------------------------- --------</p><p></p><p>Teacher:Ramu,get up.How can you sleep in my class?</p><p>Ramu:I can teacher,if you keep your voice down.</p><p>------------------------------------------- ----------</p><p></p><p>Teacher: Where does God live?</p><p>Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.</p><p>Teacher: Why do you say that?</p><p>Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says,</p><p>'God,</p><p>are you still in there?'</p><p>----------------------------------------- -----------</p><p></p><p>Teacher:"What is your name?".</p><p>Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai."</p><p>Teacher: "When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english."</p><p>Student:"My name is Sunlight</p><p> Logged</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="EHDEHD, post: 8162656, member: 57610"] Teacher :What happened in 1869? Student:Gandhi ji was born. Teacher :What happened in 1873? Student:Gandhiji was four years old. Rolling Eyes -------------------------------------------- -------- Teacher :Ramya and Shilpa!,why are you late for school,today? Shilpa:Madam,I lost a one rupee coin and was searching for it. Teachear:Ramya,what about you? Ramya:Madam,,I was not able to move beacause I was hiding that coin under my feet. ------------------------------------------------ ---- Question:What is the fullform of maths. Laughing Anwser:Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students ------------------------------------------------ ---- Kupli :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August. Annadurai :A holiday ----------------------------------------- ----------- Which is the pan in which we cannot fry something?...... japan ------------------------------------------------ ---- Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it. Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher :Why? Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!! ------------------------------------------ ----------- Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age? STUDENT:32 yrs. Teacher:How do you know? STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad. -------------------------------------------- -------- Teacher:Ramu,get up.How can you sleep in my class? Ramu:I can teacher,if you keep your voice down. ------------------------------------------- ---------- Teacher: Where does God live? Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom. Teacher: Why do you say that? Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?' ----------------------------------------- ----------- Teacher:"What is your name?". Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai." Teacher: "When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english." Student:"My name is Sunlight Logged [/QUOTE]
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