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Message: <blockquote data-quote="EHDEHD" data-source="post: 8963130" data-attributes="member: 57610">With Friends Like ThatA group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for theday. that night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering underthe weight of an eight-point buck."Where's Joey?" the others asked."Joe had a stroke or something. He's a couple of miles back up thetrail," the successful hunter replied."You left Joe laying out there and carried the deer back?" theyinquired."A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is goingto steal Joe!"**********************************************************Heart AttackWhile visiting his niece, an elderly man had a heartattack. The woman drove wildly to get him to theemergency room. After what seemed like a very longwait, the E.R. doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs anda long face.Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid that your uncle's brain isdead, but his heart is still beating.""Oh, dear," cried the woman, her hands clasped againsther cheeks with shock.. "We've never had a Democrat inthe family before!"********************************************************Pretty blondeOne day a blonde was riding on an airplane. There was a loudnoise that came from outside the plane. The captain came onthe intercom, "Attention passengers, we just lost one of ourengines; but don't worry, the other three engines will keepus up. Also, we will arrive at our destination about an hourbehind schedule."Half an hour later, another loud noise sounded from outsidethe plane. The captain once again came on the intercom,"Attention passengers, do not be alarmed. We lost anotherengine, but the other two will still keep us flying. We willarrive at our destination about three hours late."After the captain said this, the blonde leaned over to thepassenger next to her and said, "If those other two enginesgo out, we'll be up here forever."</blockquote>

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