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God is watching the apples”</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">8 year son: Dad what’s sex?</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">Dad gets tensed but explained everything. </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">Kid: But dad how do I write all that in this small box of admission form ?</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">A depressed boy asked an old man:</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">Is there anything worst than losing a girlfriend?</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">He replied: Yes, Losing your confidence of getting another one.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">Virginity is</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">Neither a Dignity,</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">Nor a Security,</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">Nor Even a Sign of Purity,</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">Its just a…..</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">Lack of opportunity…</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">Woman in bed with husband’s best friend.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">phone rings,</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">Woman: Yes?.. Ok,.. fine,..bye.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">Turns to her Lover and laughs;</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">My husband saying he is playing golf with you.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">A criminal enter into bed room,</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">tied up husband & wife,</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">kissed wife’s ear & went to bathroom.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">Husband told wife, “satisfy him or he will kill us, be strong I LOVE U”</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">Wife said “He didn't kiss me,</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">He whispered in my ear that he’s GAY,</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">needs Vaseline & I told him its in the bathroom.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">So b strong, I LOVE U</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">A 5 year old boy,</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">while taking bath</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">and examining his testicles</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">Asks: ‘Mum, are these my brains?’</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">‘Not yet’, she replied.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL    :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p></blockquote><p></p>

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