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Message: <blockquote data-quote="northtech" data-source="post: 13883825" data-attributes="member: 8239"><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">Q: Why are condoms transparent?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">Restricted!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">Signboard outside a prostitute's house:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy...</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">New AIDS awareness slogan:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">different women.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">Why is $ex like shaving?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">Well, because no matter how well you do it today... tomorrow you'll have</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">to do it again...</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">Q: What is the difference between a PANTY & a STAGE CURTAIN?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">pull down the PANTY..... it is SHOWTIME!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">Advantages of having an affair with a married women.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">They give like hell.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">They do not yell.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">They do not tell.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">They do not swell and there is no wedding bell!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">My dad told me that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still in</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">Paradise. Why? Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy">bloody apple!</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Navy"></span></span></p><p></p><p>By Email</p></blockquote><p></p>

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