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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Bravo-02" data-source="post: 12478703" data-attributes="member: 388804">Angry wife to her husband An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n Phone:   "Where d Hell Are You ...?" Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewellery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ... "O<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy    :)" data-shortname=":)" /> Wife, With A Smile & Blushing: Yeah I Remember That My Love! Husband: I ‘m in the Pub Just Next To That Shop   An intelligent wife ''An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women"   New SIM to surprise her husband Woman Buys A New Phone And Decides To Surprise Her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The Living Room. She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number: "Hello Darling" The Husband Responds In A Low Tone: "Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, The Dumb Lady Is In The Kitchen..   Cool message by a wife Cool Msg by a woman: Dear Mother-in-law, "Don't Teach me how 2 handle my children, I'm living with one of yours & he needs a lot of improvement"  Lion bounced on wife In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.       WIFE: Shoot him! Shoot him!           SANTA: Yes, Yes. I'm changing d battery of my camera..   I will think about it When a married man says "I'll think about it", What he really means that,  He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet..  Habit of talking in sleep A Lady to Doctor:     My husband has  habit of talking in sleep! what shud i give him to cure?   Dr: Give him an Opportunity to speak wen hez awake   Part & Art of living Having "WIFE" Is A Part Of Living... But Having "GIRLFRIEND" Along With The "WIFE" Is Art Of Living.   Husband, wife & spare tyre HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle. If 1 punctures, the vehicle can't move further Moral: Always Keep a SPARE TYRE....   Who is guilty (Husband / Wife)? Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: "Up! Quick! My husband is back!" Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself, and then realizes: "Damn, I am the husband!"   NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN Nobody teaches Volcanoes to erupt,  Tsunamis to devastate, Hurricanes to sway around & no one teaches How to choose a Wife, NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.   Dream of receiving jewellery & clothes Wife: last night I had a dream that u were sending me jewellery and clothes! Husband: yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill!!!   Recently fired stock trader A recently fired stock trader said ... "This is worse than divorce...  I have lost everything  & I still have my wife..."   Message of the year Message of the year:-           Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!         Why? Very simple... A woman does not have a wife..!!!   Why did u shoot ur wife? Judge: why did u shoot ur wife instead of shooting her lover? Sardar: Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" />REP/COMENTS....??</blockquote>

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