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<blockquote data-quote="Zepado" data-source="post: 5214068" data-attributes="member: 183076"><p><strong>Johnny Farts</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p>The teacher walks into the room and says... "OK class todays word is DEFINITLY, can anyone use the word in a sentence."</p><p></p><p>Little Susie stands up and say "The sky is DEFINITLY blue."</p><p></p><p>The teacher says; "Not necisarrily Susie, it can be blue, gray, or black, but nice try."</p><p></p><p>Little Johnny is in the back of the room and is waving his hands back and forth.</p><p></p><p>The teacher says " Yes Johnny, What is it?"</p><p></p><p>Johnny says " I have a question."</p><p></p><p>OK lets hear it, says the teacher.</p><p></p><p>Johnny says "Do Farts have lumps?"</p><p></p><p>The teacher says, "Well no they don't."</p><p></p><p>Little Johnny says "Well then I DEFINITLY just shit my pants!!!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Zepado, post: 5214068, member: 183076"] [B]Johnny Farts[/B] The teacher walks into the room and says... "OK class todays word is DEFINITLY, can anyone use the word in a sentence." Little Susie stands up and say "The sky is DEFINITLY blue." The teacher says; "Not necisarrily Susie, it can be blue, gray, or black, but nice try." Little Johnny is in the back of the room and is waving his hands back and forth. The teacher says " Yes Johnny, What is it?" Johnny says " I have a question." OK lets hear it, says the teacher. Johnny says "Do Farts have lumps?" The teacher says, "Well no they don't." Little Johnny says "Well then I DEFINITLY just shit my pants!!!" [/QUOTE]
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