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<blockquote data-quote="Zepado" data-source="post: 5214919" data-attributes="member: 183076"><p>Will was trying to to teach his son the evils of alcohol. </p><p>He put a worm in a glass of water & another in a glass of whiskey. </p><p>The worm in the water lived while the one in the whiskey curled up & died. </p><p>"All right, son," Said Will, "what does that show you?" </p><p>"Well dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol you will not have worms."</p><p></p><p>A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?" </p><p>The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.." </p><p>Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.. The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved." </p><p>The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?" </p><p>The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Zepado, post: 5214919, member: 183076"] Will was trying to to teach his son the evils of alcohol. He put a worm in a glass of water & another in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived while the one in the whiskey curled up & died. "All right, son," Said Will, "what does that show you?" "Well dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol you will not have worms." A little girl asked her mother, "How did the human race appear?" The mother answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so was all mankind made.." Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.. The father answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved." The confused girl returned to her mother and said, "Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?" The mother answered, "Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his." [/QUOTE]
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