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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Zepado" data-source="post: 5215013" data-attributes="member: 183076">Boy - "dear Santa, for xmas, I would like a baby brother." Santa - "Send me your mother."=========================================Bloke in hospital with 60% burns, Dr. says, "Give him two Viagra." Nurse asks, "Do you think that will help?" Dr replies, "No but it will keep the sheets off his legs!!!"============================================The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."</blockquote>

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