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<blockquote data-quote="Zepado" data-source="post: 5353136" data-attributes="member: 183076"><p>[FONT=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica] <span style="color: #0000ff">Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.</span></p><p> <span style="color: #0000ff">Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “<em>Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see</em>.”</span></p><p> <span style="color: #0000ff">“<em>I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes</em>” replies Watson.</span></p><p> <span style="color: #0000ff">“<em>And what do you deduce from that?</em>”</span></p><p> <span style="color: #0000ff">Watson ponders for a minute. “<em>Well, </em></span></p><p> [/FONT] <img src="http://www.tallrite.com/_themes/blends/blebul1d.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />[FONT=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica] [/FONT][FONT=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica]<span style="color: #0000ff"><em><strong>Astronomically</strong>, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. </em></span>[/FONT]</p><p> <img src="http://www.tallrite.com/_themes/blends/blebul1d.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />[FONT=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica] [/FONT][FONT=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica]<span style="color: #0000ff"><em><strong>Astrologically</strong>, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. </em></span>[/FONT]</p><p> <img src="http://www.tallrite.com/_themes/blends/blebul1d.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />[FONT=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica] [/FONT][FONT=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica]<span style="color: #0000ff"><em><strong>Horologically</strong>, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. </em></span>[/FONT]</p><p> <img src="http://www.tallrite.com/_themes/blends/blebul1d.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />[FONT=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica] [/FONT][FONT=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica]<span style="color: #0000ff"><em><strong>Meteorologically</strong>, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. </em></span>[/FONT]</p><p> <img src="http://www.tallrite.com/_themes/blends/blebul1d.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />[FONT=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica] [/FONT][FONT=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica]<span style="color: #0000ff"><em><strong>Theologically</strong>, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. </em></span>[/FONT]</p><p> [FONT=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica] <span style="color: #0000ff"><em>But what does it tell you, Holmes?</em>”</span></p><p> <span style="color: #0000ff">Holmes is silent for a moment. </span></p><p> <span style="color: #0000ff">“<em>Watson, you idiot!</em>” he says. “<em>Someone has stolen our tent!</em>”</span></p><p>[/FONT]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Zepado, post: 5353136, member: 183076"] [FONT=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica] [COLOR=#0000ff]Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000ff]Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “[I]Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see[/I].”[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000ff]“[I]I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes[/I]” replies Watson.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000ff]“[I]And what do you deduce from that?[/I]”[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000ff]Watson ponders for a minute. “[I]Well, [/I][/COLOR] [/FONT] [IMG]http://www.tallrite.com/_themes/blends/blebul1d.gif[/IMG][FONT=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica] [/FONT][FONT=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica][COLOR=#0000ff][I][B]Astronomically[/B], it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. [/I][/COLOR][/FONT] [IMG]http://www.tallrite.com/_themes/blends/blebul1d.gif[/IMG][FONT=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica] [/FONT][FONT=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica][COLOR=#0000ff][I][B]Astrologically[/B], I observe that Saturn is in Leo. [/I][/COLOR][/FONT] [IMG]http://www.tallrite.com/_themes/blends/blebul1d.gif[/IMG][FONT=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica] [/FONT][FONT=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica][COLOR=#0000ff][I][B]Horologically[/B], I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. [/I][/COLOR][/FONT] [IMG]http://www.tallrite.com/_themes/blends/blebul1d.gif[/IMG][FONT=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica] [/FONT][FONT=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica][COLOR=#0000ff][I][B]Meteorologically[/B], I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. [/I][/COLOR][/FONT] [IMG]http://www.tallrite.com/_themes/blends/blebul1d.gif[/IMG][FONT=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica] [/FONT][FONT=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica][COLOR=#0000ff][I][B]Theologically[/B], I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. [/I][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica] [COLOR=#0000ff][I]But what does it tell you, Holmes?[/I]”[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000ff]Holmes is silent for a moment. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000ff]“[I]Watson, you idiot![/I]” he says. “[I]Someone has stolen our tent![/I]”[/COLOR] [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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