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<blockquote data-quote="Zepado" data-source="post: 5353138" data-attributes="member: 183076"><p><span style="color: #0000ff">A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. </span></p><p> <span style="color: #0000ff">His friend says: “<em>Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.</em>” </span></p><p> <span style="color: #0000ff">The man then replies: “<em>Yeah, well we were married 35 years</em>.” </span></p><p><span style="color: #0000ff"></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000ff">----------------------------------------------------</span></p><p><span style="color: #0000ff">When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C. </span></p><p> <span style="color: #0000ff">The Russians used a pencil.</span></p><p><span style="color: #0000ff">--------------------------------------------</span></p><p><span style="color: #0000ff"></span></p><p><span style="color: #0000ff"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Zepado, post: 5353138, member: 183076"] [COLOR=#0000ff]A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000ff]His friend says: “[I]Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.[/I]” [/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000ff]The man then replies: “[I]Yeah, well we were married 35 years[/I].” [/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000ff]----------------------------------------------------[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000ff]When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C. [/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000ff]The Russians used a pencil.[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000ff]--------------------------------------------[/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000ff] [/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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