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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ink2m" data-source="post: 46592" data-attributes="member: 1876"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">1) Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c implies a=c. Tell me an example. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Student : I love u - u love your daughter - so I love your daughter. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">2) Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and "arranged marriage" </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" o"shoot himself". </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">3) What is a girl friend? </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies & division of friends. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">4) A married man was asked to perform his SWOT (Strength, Weakness, Opportunity , Threat) Analysis. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">He said, my strength is my wife. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">My weakness is my neighbours wife. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Opportunity comes when neighbour goes out. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Threat comes when I myself go out </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">5)Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls . These are the world's largest </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">supersonic planes passing by can't be heard. </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that we can hear the Niagara </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Falls?"</span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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