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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Ms.Cherry Blossom" data-source="post: 7460603" data-attributes="member: 283623">[FONT=&quot]<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" />A Sri lankan family in  Nugegoda was puzzled when the coffin  of  their dead Mother arrived from Canada. It was sent by  one of the daughters settled in Canada.  [/FONT]           [FONT=&quot]   The dead body was  very tightly squeezed inside the  coffin,with   no space left in it! When they  opened the lid, they found a letter on   top,  which read as follows:    Dear brothers and  sisters,    I am sending our   mother's body to you since  it was    her last wish that: She should be buried only in  the cemetery of    the All Saints Church in  Borella - Colombo .     And also she told  me to  tell all of you that you should use    A.F. Raymond for embalm works not Barney  Raymond or   Jayaratne.     For Alms  giving she said not to invite the entire town    and the distant relatives. She said to  order (only for our 4   families) 65 packets of  Mutton Biriyani from Hotel Buhari at Maradana    and open only 12 bottles  of Special Arrack  for the guys and   only one case of Three Coins  for the ladies.     One more thing she  was very particular about the Hearse,   which  her coffin should carry from our home to  Borella, should be   2002 model Buick Automatic.  She doesn't like manual gear old vehicles.        DON'T FORGET THESE  UNDERLINED REQUESTS ARE FROM HER LAST  WISH.     Sorry, I could not come along  as all of my paid leave   are consumed and  hopefully this time the God will look at us and    blessed with a boy.   Ajith is  working like a donkey for 20 hours a day for 3    companies to save some money for the dowries of    girls....................Anyway, let's go back  to Ammi's funeral   business.     You  will find inside the coffin, under Ammi's body,    12 cans of Kraft cheese,10 packets of  M&M chocolates, 1   box of Kit Kat, 8  packets of Wrigley's Chewing Gum, 6 tins of    Corned beef, 24 packets of Maggie instant  noodles and 12 packets   each Jelly & Custard  powder.     Please divide these  among all of you. On Ammi's feet you    will find new Pair of  Reebok shoes  (size 10) for   Mangalika. Also, there are 2 pairs  of Shoes for Rosy's and Bernard's sons.   Hope the  sizes are correct.     Ammi is wearing  6 American T-Shirts. The large size is    for Mangalika and the others are for  my nephews. Just   distribute them among  yourselves. The 2 new Levi's Jeans that Ammi   is  wearing are for the boys (lanka & Nilanka).  The Swiss   watch that Lakmali wanted is on Ammi's  left hand. The silver colour   bangle on Ammi's  right hand is for Lakshmi who becamea big girl    five years back.     Josephine Aunty,  Please, Please remove and take    the necklace, earrings and the ring that  you are waiting for   the past 20 years saying  that Ammi had taken twenty five thousand   rupees  against them for my Akki's  wedding.     Aunty, I will beg you now  to stop telling every one   about this  money matter. These gold worth more than    that and I can get fifty thousand from Hetti  Uncle if I go to   Jayalalitha's.     The  6 white cotton socks that Ammi is wearing must    be divided among my teenage nephews. And  also there are 4   Bras Ammi is wearing. Give two  to Seelawathi who is our servant lady   and the  remaining two you can give one to next door  Charlet aunty   and one to Doby  Nenda.     Please  distribute all these uniformly and if  anything   more required let me know, since  our Thaththi is also not keeping   well nowadays;  so I can send with him the same way. This  way   is much easy, cheaper and you don't need to  worry about customs too.     bye     Shanti[/FONT]</blockquote>

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