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<blockquote data-quote="pkrp" data-source="post: 2463233" data-attributes="member: 62037"><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">7 Glance = 1 Smile</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">7 Smile = 1 Meeting</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">7 Meeting = 1 Kiss</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">7 Kisses = 1 Proposal</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">And that 1 Bloody marriage has 7777777777777 Problems. So beware of glance!</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Plan For Future:</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">1,Too Many Questions.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">2,Difficult to Understand.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">3,More Explanation is Needed.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">4,Resultis always FAIL!</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Stress is when wife is pregnant,Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Panic is when both are pregnant.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
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