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<blockquote data-quote="pkrp" data-source="post: 2531071" data-attributes="member: 62037"><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> </p><p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="color: #CC33CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 22px">Who is clever? Teacher or student?</span></span></strong></span></span></em></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><em><span style="color: #CC33CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">(REALLY FUNNY)</span></strong></span></span></em></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><p style="text-align: center"></p></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></p><p></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc33cc"><span style="color: #CC33CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em>One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night</em></span></span></span></span></span><p style="text-align: center"> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc33cc"><span style="color: #CC33CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em>And Didn't Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day. </em></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc33cc"><span style="color: #CC33CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em></em></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc33cc"><span style="color: #CC33CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em>In the morning they thought of a plan.</em></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc33cc"><span style="color: #CC33CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em>They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt.</em></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc33cc"><span style="color: #CC33CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em>They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night</em></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc33cc"><span style="color: #CC33CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em>and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car!</em></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc33cc"><span style="color: #CC33CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em>all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test. </em></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc33cc"><span style="color: #CC33CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em></em></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc33cc"><span style="color: #CC33CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em>So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days.</em></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc33cc"><span style="color: #CC33CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em>They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time.</em></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc33cc"><span style="color: #CC33CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em></em></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc33cc"><span style="color: #CC33CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em>On the third day they appeared before the Dean.</em></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc33cc"><span style="color: #CC33CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em>The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test,</em></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc33cc"><span style="color: #CC33CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em>All four were required to sit in seperate classrooms for the test. </em></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc33cc"><span style="color: #CC33CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em></em></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc33cc"><span style="color: #CC33CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em>They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.</em></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc33cc"><span style="color: #CC33CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em></em></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc33cc"><span style="color: #CC33CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em>The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.</em></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc33cc"><span style="color: #CC33CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em></em></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc33cc"><span style="color: #CC33CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em>Q.1. Your Name........ ......... ........( 2 MARKS ) </em></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc33cc"><span style="color: #CC33CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em></em></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc33cc"><span style="color: #CC33CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em>Q.2. Which tyre burst ?........... ....( 98 MARKS ) </em></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc33cc"><span style="color: #CC33CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em></em></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc33cc"><span style="color: #CC33CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em>a) Front Left</em></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc33cc"><span style="color: #CC33CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em>b) Front Right</em></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc33cc"><span style="color: #CC33CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em>c) Back Left</em></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc33cc"><span style="color: #CC33CC"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><em>d) Back Right .....!!!</em></span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="pkrp, post: 2531071, member: 62037"] :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [CENTER][I][COLOR=#CC33CC][FONT=Arial][B][SIZE=4][SIZE=6]Who is clever? Teacher or student?[/SIZE][/SIZE][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/I] [I][COLOR=#CC33CC][FONT=Arial][B][SIZE=6][/SIZE][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/I] [I][COLOR=#CC33CC][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/I] [I][COLOR=#CC33CC][FONT=Arial][B][SIZE=4](REALLY FUNNY)[/SIZE][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/I] [I][COLOR=#CC33CC][FONT=Arial][B][SIZE=4][/SIZE][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/I] [/CENTER] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][CENTER] [/CENTER] [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#cc33cc][COLOR=#CC33CC][FONT=Arial][I]One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night[/I][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][CENTER][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#cc33cc][COLOR=#CC33CC][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#cc33cc][COLOR=#CC33CC][FONT=Arial][I]And Didn't Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day. In the morning they thought of a plan.[/I][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#cc33cc][COLOR=#CC33CC][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#cc33cc][COLOR=#CC33CC][FONT=Arial][I]They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt.[/I][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#cc33cc][COLOR=#CC33CC][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#cc33cc][COLOR=#CC33CC][FONT=Arial][I]They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night[/I][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#cc33cc][COLOR=#CC33CC][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#cc33cc][COLOR=#CC33CC][FONT=Arial][I]and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car![/I][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#cc33cc][COLOR=#CC33CC][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#cc33cc][COLOR=#CC33CC][FONT=Arial][I]all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test. So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days.[/I][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#cc33cc][COLOR=#CC33CC][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#cc33cc][COLOR=#CC33CC][FONT=Arial][I]They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time. On the third day they appeared before the Dean.[/I][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#cc33cc][COLOR=#CC33CC][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#cc33cc][COLOR=#CC33CC][FONT=Arial][I]The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test,[/I][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#cc33cc][COLOR=#CC33CC][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#cc33cc][COLOR=#CC33CC][FONT=Arial][I]All four were required to sit in seperate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days. The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks. Q.1. Your Name........ ......... ........( 2 MARKS ) Q.2. Which tyre burst ?........... ....( 98 MARKS ) a) Front Left b) Front Right c) Back Left d) Back Right .....!!![/I][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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