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<blockquote data-quote="bwll" data-source="post: 716638" data-attributes="member: 3867"><p>There was life before the computer</p><p>An application was for employment</p><p>A program was a TV show</p><p>A cursor used profanity</p><p>A keyboard was a piano!</p><p></p><p>Memory was something that you lost with age</p><p>A CD was a bank account!</p><p>And if you had a broken disk,</p><p>It would hurt when you found out!</p><p></p><p>Compress was something you did to garbage </p><p>Not something you did to a file</p><p>And if you unzipped anything in public </p><p>You'd be in jail for awhile!</p><p></p><p>Log on was adding wood to a fire</p><p>Hard drive was a long trip on the road </p><p>A mouse pad was where a mouse lived</p><p>And a backup happened to your commode! </p><p></p><p>Cut--you did with a pocket knife</p><p>Paste you did with glue</p><p>A web was a spider's home</p><p>And a virus was the flu!</p><p></p><p>I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper </p><p>And the memory in my head</p><p>I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash </p><p>But when it happens they wish they were dead!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="bwll, post: 716638, member: 3867"] There was life before the computer An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano! Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account! And if you had a broken disk, It would hurt when you found out! Compress was something you did to garbage Not something you did to a file And if you unzipped anything in public You'd be in jail for awhile! Log on was adding wood to a fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And a backup happened to your commode! Cut--you did with a pocket knife Paste you did with glue A web was a spider's home And a virus was the flu! I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper And the memory in my head I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash But when it happens they wish they were dead! [/QUOTE]
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