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Message: <blockquote data-quote="neroshan" data-source="post: 131766" data-attributes="member: 8568"><p><strong><em><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue">Jokes time....</span></span></em></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"> STUDENT: But I don't think I deserve a zero on this exam. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">TEACHER: Neither do I, but it's the lowest mark I can give you.  </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">  </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Blue">FATHER: How are your grades, son? </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">SON: Under water, Dad. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">FATHER: Under water? What do you mean?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">SON: They're below C level  </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">  </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Blue">Girl: What did you get that little medal for?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Boy: For singing</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Girl: What did you get the big one for?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Boy: For stopping! </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">  </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Blue">A team of engineers were required to measure the height of a flag pole. They only had a measuring tape, and were getting quite frustrated trying to keep the tape along the pole. It kept falling down, etc. A mathematician comes along, finds out their problem, and proceeds to remove the pole from the ground where he can measure it easily. When he leaves, one engineer says to the other: "Just like a mathematician! We needed to know the height, and he gave us the length!" </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">  </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Blue">Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Use a pencil ‘till I get there </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">  </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Blue">Why did your sister separate the thread from the needle ?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Because the needle had something in it's eye. </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">  </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Blue">Billy: Do you write with your right or left hand?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Joel: My left hand.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Billy: Wrong! You write with a pencil! </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">  </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Blue">Mad Professor: I have made a new invention!</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Student: What does it do?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Mad Professor: It allows people to look through brick walls!</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Student: What is it called?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Mad Professor: It's called a window.</span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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