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Message: <blockquote data-quote="northtech" data-source="post: 12089182" data-attributes="member: 8239"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">Boy goes for blood  test. Nurse takes the sample but can't find cotton </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">so she sucks his finger! </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">Boy is so happy he asks: Can I get a urine test also? </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">Wife reads an article' wow!' A bull can have sex 500 times a year I </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">wish you could do the same. Hubby replies:' Ask the bull whether he </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">did it with the SAME cow!!!!? </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">Schoolgirl: I do not want to take the SEX EDUCATION. </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">Class Teacher: Why not? </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">Schoolgirl: Someone told me the FINAL EXAM would be ORAL!' </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">Teacher:  John, why is your cat at school today? </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">John L crying) I heard the postman tell mum.. when the kid goes to school I'm gonna eat your pussy. </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">Naked girl boarded a taxi. </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">Driver stared at her. </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">Girl scolded driver:  never see a naked girl ah ? </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">Driver reply: see before but wondering where u keep yr money to pay taxi fare?. </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">Girl goes to repair umbrella. </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">Umbrella man says: UPPER CLOTH HAS TO B REMOVED AND ROD HAS TO B INSERTED. </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">Girl says:- DO ANY THING BUT WATER SHOULDN'T GO IN !!!</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p></p><p>Source: by Mail</p></blockquote><p></p>

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