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Message: <blockquote data-quote="thilzz" data-source="post: 4098301" data-attributes="member: 103868">There were three boys in  a classroom: one named Zip, one named Dick, and one named Pea. Their teacher leaves the room for a moment, so Zip gets on top of the cupboard, Dick goes inside the cupboard, and Pee jumps around outside.The teacher returns and yells, "Zip down, Dick out, and Pea in the corner!" ****************Teacher: "Little Johnny, give me  a sentence using the word, 'geometry.'"Little Johnny: "A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said, 'Gee, I'm a tree.'"****************A judge was punishing three  men because they had committed a crime. Their sentence was a few years in the desert. He said that they could each take one thing with them.The first guy decides to take an umbrella, so that he can have shade whenever he wants.The second guy decides to take a water bottle so that he won't get thirsty.Finally, the third guy decides to take a car door.The judge asked, "Why in the world would you want to take a car door?" The man replies, "Just in case it gets hot, I can roll down the window." ****************What did the elephant say to the naked man?"How do you breathe through that thing?"****************<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/oo.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":oo:" title="Oo    :oo:" data-shortname=":oo:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL    :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/angry.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":angry:" title="Angry    :angry:" data-shortname=":angry:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P    :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)" data-shortname=";)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></blockquote>

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