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Message: <blockquote data-quote="shiraz191" data-source="post: 4884081" data-attributes="member: 86929">Sardar:          My mobile bill how much?Call centre girl: Sir, just dial 123to know current bill statusSardar:          Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.  Teacher:       Which is the oldest animal in world?Sardar:          ZEBRATeacher:       How?Sardar:          Because it is Black & White  Judge:            Don't you have shame? It is d third time you are coming to court..Sardar to judge: You are coming daily, don't you have shame?  Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.Manager:     Do you know MS Office?Sardar:          If you give me the address I will go there sir.  Sardar in airplane going to Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "Air hostess said: "Be silent."Sardar:          "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"  Teacher:       "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"Sardar:          "All are born on government holidays...! !!  Sardar:          Miss, you called to my mobile?Teacher:       Me? No, why?Sardar:          Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".                         (Had never thought of it)  Sir:                  What is the difference between Orange and Apple?Sardar:          Colour of Orange is orange, but colour of Apple is not APPLE</blockquote>

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