Jokes

[Kalindugayan]

maxxa

 

[rash87]

MATHEMATICIANS LOVE LETTERS
My Dear Love,

Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden.

Before seeing you, my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of t radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.

My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.

You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality. My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun will be making an angle of 160 degrees with the horizon, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10.

With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima of an unknown function.

Yours ever loving,

This 1 is a repost, but d previous 2 was gud, especially d 1st 1

 

[nkrockers]

 

[anarkalee]

he he he

 

[prasadana2]

ela ela maxa ..........

 

[milindasenarath]

gd 1

 

[binu_rulz]

hehe

 

[Thanu]

hehe

 

[milindha]

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his Customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a five rupee coin in one hand and two one rupee coins(1+1=2) in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the two one rupee coins and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!" Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take two one rupee coins instead of five rupee coin?" The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because THE DAY I TAKE THE FIVE RUPEE COIN, THE GAME IS OVER Moral: When you think the other person is dumb, you are making a fool of yourself.

cool

 

[milindha]

hehe okkoma hondai

 

[SK143]

elakiri joke. Patta

 

[omaladithya123]

Cool Machan

 

[Mihindu_Gajaba]

elakiri