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<blockquote data-quote="kasunsankalpana" data-source="post: 810733" data-attributes="member: 28569"><p>************ ********* ********* ********* ********</p><p> </p><p>Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.</p><p>Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".</p><p>Sardar thinks "how poetic"</p><p>Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard".</p><p>************ ********* ********* ********* ********</p><p></p><p>Sardar at bar in New York .</p><p>Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"</p><p>Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"</p><p>Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"</p><p>************ ********* ********* ********* ********</p><p></p><p>Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k</p><p>Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but? ?</p><p>how much is DRIVING salary...?</p><p>************ ********* ********* ********* ********</p><p></p><p>Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at</p><p>night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light</p><p>is not needed!!!</p><p>************ ********* ********* ********* ********</p><p></p><p>2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the</p><p>other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says</p><p>YES...NO...YES. ..NO...YES. ..NO...</p><p>************ ********* ********* ********* ********</p><p>Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage</p><p>and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post</p><p>office....</p><p>************ ********* ********* ********* ********</p><p></p><p>A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"</p><p>Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"</p><p>************ ********* ********* ********* ********</p><p></p><p>2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.</p><p>Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.</p><p>Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....</p><p>************ ********* ********* ********* ********</p><p></p><p>A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.</p><p>Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?</p><p>Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating. ......</p><p>************ ********* ********* ********* ********</p><p></p><p>A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the</p><p>exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with father</p><p>in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,</p><p>SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE</p><p>FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.</p><p>************ ********* ********* ********* ********</p><p></p><p>Interviewar: what s ur qualification?</p><p>Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.</p><p>Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?</p><p>Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. ..</p><p>************ ********* ********* ********* ********</p><p></p><p>Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?</p><p>Sardar : liquid state.....</p><p>Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS..... ..</p><p>************ ********* ********* ********* ********</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="kasunsankalpana, post: 810733, member: 28569"] ************ ********* ********* ********* ******** Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner. Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine". Sardar thinks "how poetic" Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard". ************ ********* ********* ********* ******** Sardar at bar in New York . Man on his right says "Johny Walker single" Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single" Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married" ************ ********* ********* ********* ******** Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but? ? how much is DRIVING salary...? ************ ********* ********* ********* ******** Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!! ************ ********* ********* ********* ******** 2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says YES...NO...YES. ..NO...YES. ..NO... ************ ********* ********* ********* ******** Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post office.... ************ ********* ********* ********* ******** A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??" Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!" ************ ********* ********* ********* ******** 2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy. Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case. Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!.... ************ ********* ********* ********* ******** A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective. Interviewer : who killed Gandhi? Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating. ...... ************ ********* ********* ********* ******** A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with father in the essay and>it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS, SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR. ************ ********* ********* ********* ******** Interviewar: what s ur qualification? Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d. Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d? Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. .. ************ ********* ********* ********* ******** Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows? Sardar : liquid state..... Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS..... .. ************ ********* ********* ********* ******** [/QUOTE]
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