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<blockquote data-quote="Djpata" data-source="post: 54588" data-attributes="member: 1233"><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">*GERMS *</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Student: I don't know.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Student: They r called Germs.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">____________ _________ _________ _________</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">*NEVER MESS WITH CHILDREN*</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A class teacher of primary,one day braught a camera along with her to have some group photos of the childeren.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">One student asked "Mam why did you braught that camera?"the teacher exclaimed "to have our some group photos,so that,</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">And when you people grown up these photos will make you to recall your childhood,and you will show it to your friends or relatives that see this is Martin he is now a Lawer and this is Rick he is a doctor now and this is Maria and she is a Journalist now",</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Certainly a voice came forward from the back and "this is our class teacher she is dead now."</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">____________ _________ _________ _________</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">* STUPID*</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">After a few seconds, little Santa Singh stood up.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Santa?" ></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!" ></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">____________ _________ _________ _________</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">*ESSAY*</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Jimmy's English teacher was a perfectionist and demanded the very best of his pupils. So it was only to be expected that he would get furious when Little Jimmy handed in a poor paper.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"This is the worst essay it has ever been my misfortune to read," ranted the teacher. "It has too many mistakes. I can't understand how one person would have made all these mistakes."</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">"One person didn't," replied Little Jimmy defensively. "My father helped me."</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">____________ _________ _________ _________</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">*CHEMISTRY*</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The chemistry teacher was berating the students for not learning the Periodic Table of the Elements.</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">She said "Why when I was your age I knew both their names and weights."</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">One kid popped up, "Yeah... But teach, there were so few of them back then."</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">____________ _________ _________ _________</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">One student couldn't be motivated to take an interest in science at all. He said, "I plan to go into the business.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Name me one thing science has done to help business."</span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">The teacher shot back, "And just where would the belt industry be without the law of gravity."</span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em></em></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><img src="http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j318/cnevikas/2435f2c0.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></em></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><img src="http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c287/sweetrani/kajol/pbdhh32vi.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></em></strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><em><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/love.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":love:" title="Love :love:" data-shortname=":love:" /><a href="http://layya325.hi5.com:love:" target="_blank">http://layya325.hi5.com:love:</a></em></strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
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